My simple two-legger left his laptop open for the first time in three years and I'm not missing my chance. I never get enough air time, so this Friday I'm celebrating five things about me and I'm keeping the hydrant and it feels really good.
Truffles: Excuse me Nigel.
Nigel: Yes Fudgepants, what is it?
Truffles: It's Thursday chicken brain.
Nigel: How do you know?
Truffles: You know how two-legger brings home that special piece of paper on Fridays? The one that pays for our dog food?
Nigel: Of course I do.
Truffles: And you know how we get a chewy every day? I've only had six chewies since the last time he grabbed that paper, dog.
Nigel: Oh crap! Where is the back button?!?
Truffles: You're live fool. Roll with it.
Ahem. So where was I? Oh yes...
1. First of all, I just rock.
And not only because I fitted my two-legger with cement boots, as Sola's mastery of the camera clearly shows. He did make bubbles for a little bit, but rest assured, he won't be back to Photoshop me anytime soon, and that gives me a special feeling.
2. Of course, before I rock I have to get my bearings. Orientation is not my strong suit.
Let's just say my inner compass points to the couch.
3. Next, you have my fear of heights.
I'm not looking!
Which I am able to shake off faster than Sola sheds brain cells.
4. One of my less proud moments. Do you remember the little black bar? I sure hope not. You need to remember this one. See, it's been raining nonstop here and the river is running really fast. For a minute there, I thought the current had washed my black bar clean off!
A quick undercarriage inspection confirms that Mr. Business and the backup band are in fact very good swimmers, and will not require life preservers for my return to shore.
Ok, I can stop staring at my dangly bits. I'll let my fridge opener live for now.
5. You know where to find me this weekend.
I'll be rocking.
*The real Friday Five returns next week. :)
Tomorrow, we gas up for the weekend...
