Hey, it's not the size of the hammer...it's the skill of the carpenter swinging it.
I like your pink tummy Nigel! I like your dots and spots and blotches and splotches as well Nigel! My, ahem, bladder infection is gone by the way! I just thought you should know!
Too darn funny!
oh no, sounds like he spent too much time belly up to the bar.
Took me a minute.....I feel so stupid - der
BOL It's not the size that matters...Big, no wait, small licks to youSuzukixxx
Posts like this made me want to honour you with another award, a truly weird one, over at my place, so if you like to pick it up...Holly's comment left me with some very disturbing pictures in my head.
Me saying something that leaves disturbing pictures in one's head wouldn't be the first time for me. We do what we can...
Are you saying there's not enough junk in the trunk?
BOL!!! That's all I can say.Nala
Something is not right or left there.
I sincerely hope for your sake, Nigel, that the black thing on your, uh-thing, has been put there digitally and is not tape that will need pulled off.YE-OUCHHHHHH!!
Ah ha....I see yer inta modesty at all costs.....nice bandaide on er privates there....my Gram does the same thing ta us....she fergets we smell butts......Dewey Dewster here....
Poor Nigel's been given a complex! Just tell anyone who reckons your wotsit is on the small side that they sure wouldn't want it as a wart on their nose!
That room must be really cold.
LOL! Too funny....there is always a smile waiting for me over here! :)
Oh Nigel don't lets these two-leggers get to you. My mommy always tells me it isn't about the size but rather how you use what you have. ANd they don't call me 'Big Pisser' for nothing!
Yuh, I am thinking a cold day or maybe just the wrong camera lens.Slobbers,Mango
Oh Nigel, things are worse than thought ...Pooooooor Mr. Author ...he really is in a bad way, isn't he?