Nigel: "Because the Huntington river is short, fast and shallow. It forms in the mountains about fifteen miles from here, and ends just a few miles below our house. In the summer it is dog paradise. But spring runoff and autumn rains cause the river to rise quickly, and the currents become violent and powerful. If you happen to get caught up in those currents, you may quickly find yourself washed downstream."
Sola: "And away from you? So far, so good!"
Nigel: "Not so fast. You ever hear of the Huntington Gorge?"
Sola: "Nope, but I love to gorge!"
Nigel: "Not the same thing dufus. The Huntington Gorge is a deadly place, and it is just down river from here. Get caught in one strong current and your goose is cooked."
Nigel: "Very good. Now make sure you don't forget the next time you and Fudgepants decide to make a run for the swimming hole."
Sola: "I promise! But I have to ask one question.Why are you being so informative and helpful? It's not at all like you."
Gilligan could have used Nigel's raft-making skills.
ReplyDeleteOh my dogness - that poor kitty! You guys are awful and we laugh!!!!!
ReplyDeletelove and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx
Uh-oh! Looks like Cracker is toast.
ReplyDeleteChester ;0=)
Nigel!!! Shame on you!!!!
ReplyDeleteHEHEHEHE, you are to much Nigel!
ReplyDeleteNigel, you sneaky sneaky man. The kitties are going to arrange payback one of these days!
ReplyDeleteOh Nigel Buggers!! You get me every time!! Very beautiful gorge, thanks for the helpful information today!! Smiles from Anchorage!!
ReplyDeleteThat's an unusually pretty gorge, but Nigel! What a terrible way to utilize its dangerous possibilities - then again, I'd never put anything past you...
ReplyDeletexo Sammie
Loved the gorge shots... really loved the CATastrophy in the making. Could you do that to rodents????
ReplyDeleteStay away from the fast waters!!!
ReplyDeleteHope the cat can hold his breath.
Slobbers,
Mango
Good fake out! I did not see that one floating down the the pike.
ReplyDeleteLOL sooo bad LOL
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone is down the creek without a paddle ...
ReplyDeleteHope that cat can swim...Snicker, Snicker!
ReplyDeleteLicks and Wags, Ariel <3
Poor kitty! You guys are so mean :)
ReplyDeleteIs that how you make 'mince meat"? Cause I am thinking that a Cracker mince meat pie would be great right about now.
ReplyDeletetoo funny! Nigel you are brilliant. Bandit and Hound send their kudos!
ReplyDelete"knowledge is power" ... and revenge is a dish best served cold! I'll bet Cracker's business card states:
ReplyDeleteVP & Strategy Officer
Department of Revenge
Life with Dogs
Somewhere in Vermont
All of the above!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
You are INsane :)...wanna go ride bikes?
ReplyDeleteNigel, I knew there was going to be a great punchline!
ReplyDeleteBunny
Nigel, how COULD you! Tee Hee.
ReplyDeleteWags and kisses, Dinah, Bridget and Elliot xx
Oh dear, poor kitty...you are very mean...LOL
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