F is for foot, which Mrs. Author has had in a cast for eight weeks.
F is for fortitude, required for surviving the holiday season in a cast.
F is for fracture, the diagnosis responsible for said cast.
F is for factual, which the diagnosis was not.
F is for fisticuffs, a lingering desire of mine.
F is for foul.
BUT...F is for freedom, the new state of that foot. And my wife's mind. Be free Sunshine, because F is for FUN and it's your turn to have it!
Oh, and Nigel would like to remind you that...
Was the letter F brought to us by Sesame Street or your momma's FRUSTRATION!
ReplyDeleteUgh!!! Calgon...take me away!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Teddy Bear
F is for I'm glad she's FEELING FINE, even if the cast was not needed.. life's too short to get too upset about it!
ReplyDeleteSomeone fucked up. May I suggest an arse to kick? For best effect with cast still on foot!
ReplyDeleteIs the foot as good as new now? Have the bruises disappeared?
FRACK! and Fabulous (to be free).
ReplyDeleteglad her foot is better -- or at least hopefully better?
~wags-n-wiggles~
wild dingo
As always on this blog, F is for FUNNY!!! (not the misdiagnosis-that's unForgivable!)
ReplyDeleteNigel get out of that tub or make room for Mrs. Author!!! She deserves it!
LOL...I hope Mrs. Author's legs feels better now that the cast isn't necessary anymore!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NEW YEAR!
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
Our Mom had the opposite situation, broken wrist, not just badly bruised - we can certainly understand the Frustration this Fiasco Fostered - just don't let it Fester - go have some Fun.
ReplyDeleteTail wags, Phantom and Thunder
OMG... I can't believe she wore that cast for nothing! What a pain!
ReplyDeleteF is also for FOOTLOOSE and FANCY FREE! I'm glad to see Mrs. Author is finally out of that boot.
ReplyDeleteWho knew that Nigel was such a romantic?
I see that Nigel made it back from NYC. He did much better than I thought. Maybe he's onto something grrrreat there.
ReplyDeleteHeck I thought F was only for MY version of Speaking Frankly. Of course, you took it to a whole new dimension. hehehe
That sucks! Just join Nigel in the tub and soak it all away :)
ReplyDeleteF is for fabulous factoids about a flippin fashin' situation. Delivered with fun by a farting, friggin' fun Friend! Nigel, not Mr. Author. Buggers, make sure you clean the ring out of the tub before Mrs. A gets in.
ReplyDeleteUnbelieveable! Poor Mrs. A. :( Glad that thing is off though.
ReplyDeleteF is for funny. The post, not the cast.
ReplyDeleteFoulplay For sure! Maybe it was a Miracle!?! Looks like Mrs.Author's right foot got an 8 week vacation!
ReplyDeleteSmooches from pooches,
BabyRD and Hootie
M is for malpractice?
ReplyDeleteoh how I feel her pain
ReplyDeleteOh, dear, we'd be upset about such a misdiagnosis too.
ReplyDeleteNigel, you have the right idea.
F is fur Feline Fun too!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
What the F?! No break? That is just wrong!!
ReplyDeleteF is for FOOTLOOSE and FANCY FREE!!!
ReplyDeleteWeird situation but bottom line is you are not wearin' a cast anymore.
ENJOY!
Chester ;0=)
F is for FINE post. We could go for a nice bubbly swim.
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
CAMA for call a malpractice attorney. This just plain sucks. I wore the identical cast for most of the summer and it was NOT FUN. Mrs Author must be furious. I certainly would be. Hope that tub really belongs to Mrs Author because it looks VERY inviting.
ReplyDeletethe western SC gang
Flustered, frazzled, and flabbergasted - 8 weeks in a cast and there was no break/fracture - unbelievable! On the bright side, that funky thing is off and now everyone can enjoy some fabulous freedom :) Have fun!
ReplyDeleteholy crap, NO fracture?! That is Fing unbelievable. You need me to mail a box of poop to someone?
ReplyDeleteOMG por Mrs. Author! I really feel for you. I tripped over a stupid purse and had to wear one for weeks on end... :( Sorry, we still love you!
ReplyDeleteNigel, you look so relaxed in the tub. LOL!
FUN Mrs. A, that is what I am sending your way! Cause fun is mt favorite word and you were such a trooper during the holidays making it so very special for all of us all the while in a cast. It is now your turn to party like a rock star!!!
ReplyDeleteWELL, I'LL BE A FREAK'N FRIED FRITTER! THAT'S JUST FRETFUL! I SURE HOPE YOU FIRE THAT FHONEY FRACTISIANER!
ReplyDeleteLUV,
RILEY AND STAR.
Where did this doctor (?) get his/her degree? WTF University? Craziness, total craziness. My Mom had to be in a cast/brace (just like that one) for about 8 months once so she totally gets it! FCOL! For Crying Out Loud!
ReplyDeleteSnuggles,
Twix
F is for fourth-grade, clearly the level of education of the doctor who read the original scan.
ReplyDeleteAnd F is for fix, as in, I'd like to fix his wagon.
But F is also for fantastic, because you won't have lingering problems, or need physical therapy, or worry about re-breaking it, since it was never really broken! :)
So the big question is DOES MRS AUTHOR FEEL BETTER NOW???? That is what really matters.
ReplyDeleteI think this calls for a night of dancing with Mr. Author!
Kisses,
Emma Rose
OMD! <3
ReplyDeleteF is for connecting said Foot with so-called Dr's backside!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad Mrs. A is okay, but the False diagnosis would have her Fuming, and the physician Fearful of Flagellation!!!
(I know physician doesn't start with an F, but it sound like it does :-)!)
You sure know how to relax Nigel! ;)
ReplyDeleteNala