According to legend, every February a sad little Greyhog in Vermont ventures out of his hole to observe the local weather. It is said that if Greyhog sees his shadow, runs back down the hole and returns to his sofa, six additional weeks of winter will follow. Let's go now to a live feed from the scene and find out if we can put away those snow shovels!
Here he is now folks. Please observe silence - you know how easy they spook!
It's not looking good for warm weather lovers. Let's hope the little bugger doesn't turn back now.
Saved by turdsicles. We may just have a chance to kiss winter good bye!
Not factored prior to this report: the Greyhog brain-to-body mass ratio.
Don't put away those snow shovels just yet.
Ha ha, schwing.
ReplyDeleteYou've been "schwinging" a lot lately, Nigel! Pretty impressive to have a fifth leg in that cold weather! ;)
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo! Six more weeks of wintry snow and cold! Thanks Greyhog! Music to my furry ears!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I never heard of turdsicle hunting. I am intrigued! Count me in!
Suka
BOL and the best groundhog I have e-ver seen. Whoa! :)
ReplyDeleteTwink!
That is the funniest Groundhog Day story I have ever heard!
ReplyDeleteNigel knows the best angle of the sun to be his most impressive.
ReplyDeleteOh your killing us Nigel!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
oh my! I will never look at Nigel early in the morning, in the same way!
ReplyDeleteThis explains so much that I never asked!
ReplyDeleteI thought the cold caused schwingkage? Or is that just cold water? Hmmm... Can't remember....
ReplyDeleteAnd another country heard from, saying the same thing. Six more weeks of winter!
ReplyDeleteBwaaaaa ha ha! We got good news from the groundhog here in Illinois, but she wasn't nearly as cute or entertaining as Nigel!
ReplyDeleteHehehe. That report on Greyhog was much needed. Can you believe they didn't even have it on TV here?!
ReplyDeleteSmooches,
BabyRD and Hootie
Did you find Sarah Palin down there?
ReplyDeleteGotta love them turdsicles.....schuhhhhhhhhh WING!
ReplyDeleteSo, did they find that khreature down the hole?
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: 1" right now with more khoming ovFURnight! Only expekhting 3" or so but white is white is wonderful!
Great prediction skills!
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oh my dawg... "he just woke up" classic!
ReplyDeletewags-n-wiggles,
wild dingo
I am so Laughing my butt off! How do you think of this stuff? Absolutely histerical!
ReplyDeleteclever and funny blog.
ReplyDeleteTQ for putting a smile on mumster's wet face as she's still worried about Max in SAfrica
ReplyDeletewe can always count on you to cheer us up, thanks
chikisses
coco
And you know we are celebrating six more weeks of winter.
ReplyDeleteI can not stand six more weeks of winter, its ok for pups, not for older dogs, and who do you think your kidding.
ReplyDeleteThumbs up on this post:)
ReplyDeleteIs Andie McDowell just off-camera or something?
ReplyDeleteLove the twisted sense of humor....
ReplyDeleteThere's this scientific technique called fMRI that shows what part of the brain is active when a person thinks about different things or takes various actions. I'd love to see an fMRI of the brain of someone with a sense of humor like yours! It would be unique, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteTurdsicles! I'm laughing.
Ha ha ha ha!!! Five legs!!! I thought that only happen to horses or donkeys but I never thought it would happen to you Nigel!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha!
Love,
Homer
OMDOG! I looked like a fool smiling-laughing in front of my office pc. My co-workers are definitely spooked!
ReplyDeletethanks for mentioning Scarlet in your FB, guys.
love you Nigel!
Secretary
Mom grew up near that real groundhog, this is a much better substitute!
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