See! This is why the fashion industry is something I hate! Even as skinny as you are, Buggers, I mean after all you are a Grey Hound, even though you're already a thin streak of maddness, the fashion industry dictates that you should be thinner!
Do not go over to the dark side! Stay here with us. Oh, wait...to late...you've already gone over to the dark side and share it with us daily.
Nigel, thanks for putting the spotlight on this important and current issue. Stumpy suffers from severe body image issues. Knowing that a doglebrity like yourself suffers with her, will give her the confidence to face her demons.
Leave it to you to face the public with this sensitive subject!
Nigel, your looking a little heavy there. I think you better shed a few pounds or Ralph might fire you!!!! ;) Ha.. what a messed up point of view the fashion industry has right?
We are just not managing to get this to post - still if you end up with three comments you will know it was us! Can we have your phone number Nigel - we said you can never be too thin or too rich!!! love Martha & Bailey xxx
Nigel Rebel and just EAT. You are running the risk of being too weak to fight of the coming RODENT war. Hummm, now that I think of it... Perhaps Calvin is actually a Chipmunk. No Rodent can be trusted. THEY are after us. Eat Eat think SNACKS !!!
Hi Nigel and Sola, I am having a terrible time with my blog. I could use some YELP from you. I can't see anything but a black screen on my blog. Can you offer any YELP? Suggestions?? Post them here beclaws I CAN see your blog. I am feeling "out in the dark" here.
Supermodels unite! I myself am pursuing a modeling career. ...currently looking for appropriate representation. I've had my eyes on Vogue and Cosmo for possible cover shots and had not considered Ralph until now. ...nicely done. Very classic.
Oh and as for all the comments on your too-svelte figure... no need to shy away from the bon bons...you've always got Photoshop.
See! This is why the fashion industry is something I hate! Even as skinny as you are, Buggers, I mean after all you are a Grey Hound, even though you're already a thin streak of maddness, the fashion industry dictates that you should be thinner!
ReplyDeleteDo not go over to the dark side! Stay here with us. Oh, wait...to late...you've already gone over to the dark side and share it with us daily.
Okay, try this....go eat doughnuts now!
Nigel ~
ReplyDeleteWe gotta say, we kinda pictured you as more of a tie-dyed Dead Head type...
But hey, to each his own. You still look mighty handsome.
Paws-out
Nellie & Calvert
Shouldn't that be 'Fashion faux paw?'
ReplyDeleteNot a good look Nigel. You were probably already a size zero so this must be size -3!
Please eat something!
Nigel -
ReplyDeleteJust say no!
Eat, Nigel, eat!!! May we suggest some BBQ this weekend.
ReplyDeleteLove Ruby & Penny
Get sum sustenance, Nigel - maybe your pal Chester can give you some tips on nabbing a couple groundhogs?
ReplyDeleteHave a good week Dogs...
xo Sammie
You can dress them up, but you still can't take them out!
ReplyDeleteHas Truffles been hoggin' the food bowl again?
ReplyDeleteI will send emergency rations ASAP!
Chester ;0=)
Oh Nigel....Out of the suit man...and into some comfy clothes!!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory
So chic! I wonder if Ralph makes those suits in my size!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteBeing that thin just makes your head look too big :)
ReplyDeleteNigel, thanks for putting the spotlight on this important and current issue. Stumpy suffers from severe body image issues. Knowing that a doglebrity like yourself suffers with her, will give her the confidence to face her demons.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to you to face the public with this sensitive subject!
hey Fudgepants, so you're hooman after all....
ReplyDeletechikisses
YIKES! Nigel you make me want to feed you an entire roast! And believe me that I would not want to share a roast with anyone!
ReplyDeleteNext time consider that big white furry blob as a serving for one and dont share
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Sam needs to be photoshopped before he gets weighed at the vet next time!
ReplyDeleteSam
Nigel, your looking a little heavy there. I think you better shed a few pounds or Ralph might fire you!!!! ;) Ha.. what a messed up point of view the fashion industry has right?
ReplyDeleteWe are just not managing to get this to post - still if you end up with three comments you will know it was us!
ReplyDeleteCan we have your phone number Nigel - we said you can never be too thin or too rich!!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
You pancake dogs all think you are something being able to fit into those size 0 outfits.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
So, how many of woo does it take to ekhwal one Mango?
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh Nigel! As good looking as you are, I'll bet Ralph will still fire you for being too heavy! The scandal of it all!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could try leaving the jacket unbuttoned:)
ReplyDeleteLook out Calvin Klein
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Nigel Rebel and just EAT. You are running the risk of being too weak to fight of the coming RODENT war. Hummm, now that I think of it... Perhaps Calvin is actually a Chipmunk. No Rodent can be trusted. THEY are after us. Eat Eat think SNACKS !!!
ReplyDeleteO'my! <3
ReplyDeleteHmmm... try something from Armani!
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs
Lorenza
I like you better naked Nigel.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need all those fancy clothes, just be yourself.
licks and sniffs, Sasha
These must be those "skinny pants" I've been hearing about.
ReplyDeleteHi Nigel and Sola, I am having a terrible time with my blog. I could use some YELP from you. I can't see anything but a black screen on my blog. Can you offer any YELP? Suggestions?? Post them here beclaws I CAN see your blog. I am feeling "out in the dark" here.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!
ReplyDeleteHow the heck do you ever fit your black bar in those pants???
ReplyDeleteSupermodels unite!
ReplyDeleteI myself am pursuing a modeling career. ...currently looking for appropriate representation. I've had my eyes on Vogue and Cosmo for possible cover shots and had not considered Ralph until now. ...nicely done. Very classic.
Oh and as for all the comments on your too-svelte figure... no need to shy away from the bon bons...you've always got Photoshop.
Katie
(Glogirly's model cat)
Hilarious as always! I bet Ralph still thinks you could stand to lose a few!
ReplyDeleteRingo is sending some dog food via FedEx....
ReplyDeletelovely,really great. ralph you lost some weight
ReplyDeleteWoof! LOL Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteI never thought Ralph Lauren would hire such a DOG! :)
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