Truffles: Hey two-legger, Nigel won't get off my side of the couch. I told him it was my side but he won't stay on his side.
Truffles: Hey two-legger, Nigel won't stay off my side it's my side make him stay off my side NOW.
Author: I heard you the first time. Nigel, knock it off.
Nigel: What do you want from me? She's nearly seven hundred pounds. Every side is her side.
Truffles: Whatever. Go take another diet pill rice cake. If I cut you I bet you'd bleed balsamic vinaigrette. Ever meet up with a protein you liked?