Nigel: "Because the Huntington river is short, fast and shallow. It forms in the mountains about fifteen miles from here, and ends just a few miles below our house. In the summer it is dog paradise. But spring runoff and autumn rains cause the river to rise quickly, and the currents become violent and powerful. If you happen to get caught up in those currents, you may quickly find yourself washed downstream."
Sola: "And away from you? So far, so good!"
Nigel: "Not so fast. You ever hear of the Huntington Gorge?"
Sola: "Nope, but I love to gorge!"
Nigel: "Not the same thing dufus. The Huntington Gorge is a deadly place, and it is just down river from here. Get caught in one strong current and your goose is cooked."
Nigel: "Very good. Now make sure you don't forget the next time you and Fudgepants decide to make a run for the swimming hole."
Sola: "I promise! But I have to ask one question.Why are you being so informative and helpful? It's not at all like you."
...one should never approach this blog without first donning a crash helmet. ;0=)
1) Dog Forums-good
Samantha said...2) Dog Blogs - funny
3) Lifewithdogs.blogspot.com-priceless
I've followed this storygate - and Jon S. along with Bill Maher have some pretty funny things to say, but you - Life With Dogs - take the cake. Cleaning off the puter screen, yet again.
houndstooth said...Nigel, I love you! That sign about some jerk finding it and posting it on the internet nearly killed me! Your sign is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet, and that's a lot of stuff!
ajordan said... LMAO....right up there with the best!!! You rule!So much so, that my giggles are raising the eyebrows of my co-workers!
Budrow Wilson Spain said...
I am not certain where you get all the great one liners but I have not laughed this hard in a very long time!!